Hoyez, hoyez, hoyez!
The greatest circus on earth is coming to New York City soon! No, not Ringling Brothers…no, this show is being brought to you by the Amazing Obama Traveling Troupe!
Yessireee, this extravaganza will be bringing all of America an exciting moment in time, a moment that could last for five years or more! This is the show that is featuring Mr. Eric Holder, one of circusdom’s greatest circus performers, directing his troupe of clowns, lawyers and other side-show freaks as they bring the exciting Guantanamo Bay Terrorist Troupe to New York City for their FIRST-EVER American performance on American soil!!
Not only will you be able to enjoy this performance under the big top. There will be other performances going on outside the big tent. Exciting events, such as crowds gathered in front of the circus protesting the abusive measures applied to the Terrorist Troupe performers.
Even more exciting will be the revealing of the secrets of the management of the Terrorist Troupe by the U.S. government! Due to circumstances, the high-dive by Troupers into the water-boarding tank will not be performed. However, Eric promises Americans that the Terrorist Troupers will have their day in the sun, they will be treated fairly by the circus management, and offered even better opportunities to “show their stuff”!!
What makes this show one of the best? Well, Barack hussein Obama and Eric have tainted the show by stating that the terrorists will be found guilty and punished! But that’s OK! The show will still go on! At the same time, BHO is also allowing other Terrorist Troupers to perform before military tribunals! Why, that’s unusual, as the Troupers were all going to perform before the military tribunals. The Troupers have had to wait five to seven years to perform because the government management team, led by the super-circus known as the “Democrat Party”, kept putting off the trials.
As the show goes onward, we should get to see the Clown-Master himself, Eric Holder, performing what can only be described as dramatic back-flips as he attempts to convict known Terrorist Troopers by applying civil laws against self-confessed Troupers, who literally killed their audiences by their performances. He will attempt to have the Terrorist Troupers jump through a flaming Miranda Rights ring while suspended in mid-air!
After performing other magic tricks with the Troupers, such as making civil rights for killers of Americans appear out of thin air, the Clown Master will then introduce exciting acts that will include tossing previous federal attorneys into a lions’ ring with nothing to defend themselves; CIA operatives will attempt to swallow six-foot-long swords to prove they weren’t torturing the Terrorist Troupers; European clown acts will be invited to perform back-flips to attempt to indict members of the Bush administration for bad performances of the past.
It doesn’t get much more exciting then this folks! Oh, yes it does! Associates of the Terrorist Troupers may make surprise visits to America’s cities at any time during this hilarious performance by Eric and the other clowns! In fact, the Governor of New York has expressed his delight in the bringing of the Terrorist Troupe to his fine city and state!! These visits have the potential to be truly explosive and dramatic, even as Eric shows the world how good the American system of justice really is.
All of America is eagerly awaiting the reviews of what promises to be a performance never seen before on our soil.
All of America has been taken hostage by the actions of Clown Master Eric Holder.